I Was Meant for Applause I Was Meant for Derision

We had the play contest today at school. Our class did much better than we all thought. Our entry was short and to the point. No one seemed to mind though. None of us forgot our lines and my portrayal of a Seoul city bus driver snagged me a prize for best in my class. But your not going to see a picture of that because, GUESS who took all the pictures?

Commentary on knock off merchandise with misspelled brand names.

The natives are restless.

"So you come here often?"

"BE the ice sculpture... why do I always have to be the ice sculpture?"

"Is this a bad time to tell you there is a spider on your back?"

"I called to tell you... YOUR LINES! AMATEUR!"

"Hang loose... no seriously, or I will cut you."

They are like little angels.

They just elected to have class on stage instead of performing.

This is the Kimchi Ranger... Even if I explained it it wouldn't make sense.

She says she's a dude. Just play along till the cops get here.

"A number 3 with fries and a Coke. Make it international conglomerate sized for a dollar more?"

Oscar moment, stand back.

"What EXACTLY is a studded leather time collar?"

I do believe some one has the vapors.

Just keep a straight face for 5 more minutes Alex.

This poor man is under the impression that he is a company.

Our Announcers.

"Circles... she's spinning me in circles... again."

Fin.